Imperial Teen - Mr. And Mrs. lyrics

Mr Come Lately
with Mrs Came Late
they went to theatre
they're typically late

the curtain was half raised
the plot took a twist
and Mr. Come Lately just stared at his wrist

these whom I speak of are my friends
gentlemen and gentlewomen
can't wait for their lives to begin
oh so exciting then

the Goose and the Raisin
were painting the town
their quips and their banter
intensely profound
the radio spoon fed them ditties to hum
the Goose and the Raisin just couldn't have fun

these whom I speak of are my friends
gentlemen and gentlewomen
can't wait for their lives to begin
oh so exciting then

I've waited and waited
for a youth of my own
my hair used to black
it's white as a bone

these whom I speak of are my friends
gentlemen and gentlewomen
can't wait for their lives to begin
oh so exciting then

Imperial Teen - Million Dollar Man lyrics

I am the million dollar man
will somebody catch me while you can?
I'm not afraid to be alone
all I need is water and a bone
why don't you sink your teeth right in
the story of the hopeful next of kin
and you will want to ride with me
'cause I'm good company

I am the million dollar man
will somebody touch me while you can?
apply powder to my face
anything you see can be replaced
you can be my only heir
if you're not happy with my hair
if you pay a minor fee
you can ride with me

I am the million dollar man
will somebody show me where to stand?
I'm not afraid to be alone
all I need is water and a phone
I am only half a man
I have only half a plan
if you want to ride with me
I'll keep you company

can I have a show of hands
to know how much I'm in demand
I will always be on time
I am yours I am not mine
I am the million dollar man
will somebody touch me while you can
I am only here to please
I'll be on my knees

I'm the second in command
I'm the freshest ever canned
be there on my wedding day
then I'll have to run away

I am the million dollar man
somebody catch me while you can
now it's time to cop a plea
I will cut down every tree
yeah

Imperial Teen - Imperial Teen lyrics

So sick then
Take medicine
I'm up to my neck in
Party favors, pesticides, and pills.

The water is broken
The rash is unspoken
And I can smell the fever in the dark.

Can't go back
Can't go straight
Can't turn
Can't cross a bridge I've yet to burn...

Imperial teen

The lepers are fixin'
The hawk bit the chicken
Killin' boys
But giving birth to men

So you're the new messiah,
I think ya should retire
I'm a fan of Liberace, too.

One fat lip,
One black eye,
One back,
True love's not worth much more than that...

Imperial teen
(2... 3...4... 1)
Does it hurt when you scream?
(2... 3...4... 1)
I remember my dreams
(2... 3...4... 1)
Mister Imperial teen.

If I only had another hand
I'd cut it off and start a band...

Imperial teen
(2... 3...4... 1)
Does it hurt when you scream?
(2... 3...4... 1)
I remember my dreams
(2... 3...4... 1)
Mister Imperial teen (x 10)

Imperial Teen - Birthday Girl lyrics

She goes to school in Washington
A major in self portraiture
Her poster in a record store
You meet her in a parking lot
And we should save ourselves
Blue sequins for the birthday girl
A beauty in a bridal gown
Her weakness for piano parts
She falls in love with everything
And we should save ourselves

Imperial Teen - Beauty lyrics

Heads that turn won't stay put
Beauty unto it's own
Stumbled dance, a gunshot foot
Beauty unto it's own
Loose neck grip is tightly fit
Beauty unto it's own
Pistol poor and pistol whipped
Beauty unto it's own
I'm a big boy, I'm a big star
What's a decoy, what's a guitar
Chewing gum, sucking thumb
Beauty unto it's own
Left bank highs an eastside run
Beauty unto it's own
I'm a big boy, I'm a big star
Oh to destroy what's done so far
I'd cry for you if you would too
Beauty unto it's own
Sad is bad when sad is good